I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
thIS IS MY NEW FAV QUOTE
babies screaming when you’re out shopping
AND AFTER ALL YOU’RE MY
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.